Overheard in Sunday School

Elijah, Toby & John run into the classrooom and promptly tackle each other. After I pull them apart, they spot the flock of geese out the classroom window and quickly become entranced.

"If I had my sling shot, I could hit one from here! Easy!"

"Hey Elijah, remember that dead bird we saw?"

"If I had my brother's BB gun I could kill one of those geese!"

"Remember that dead mole we saw?"

"Yeah, and Tony pushed it into the pond?"

"Gross!"

"Cool!"

Life and death, timely lessons for any second grader...