snob alert
Apparently, I am a snob. Some of you will be rolling your eyes, thinking "of course she is, has it taken her this long to figure it out?" I've known for a while, but it really hit home yesterday when I turned up my nose at margarine and instant oatmeal. But, I'm not a snob just for the sake of being a snob. I'm not the kind of snob who insists on best quality, unsalted, etc. butter. But, I do insist on butter (okay, I put margarine on my bagel. I was desperate). I have standards.
Butter. No margarine. I need butterfat on my toast, not oil.
Raw Milk. I drink raw milk by the glass, but I can't imagine drinking a glass of pasteurized. I could use it on cereal, I suppose, but I don't eat much cereal these days.
Coffee. Strong. Half & half or cream. I could be worse on this. I might moan when I drink inferior weak ass coffee, but I'll drink it in a pinch.
Oatmeal. Real oats. With raw milk on top.
Stamps. I judge people who pick out tacky, cheesy stamps. Harshly.
Bread. I get it from the bakery around the bakery around the corner.
Shoes. If you look uncomfortable when you walk, 99% of the time, something is wrong. Hideous sneakers are also not the answer, and should be worn only when exercising.
Books. You can imagine.
Tea. None of that fruity nonsense. With honey. Sugar in a pinch. Boiling water is essential. Tea should not come in contact with a microwave.
Butter. No margarine. I need butterfat on my toast, not oil.
Raw Milk. I drink raw milk by the glass, but I can't imagine drinking a glass of pasteurized. I could use it on cereal, I suppose, but I don't eat much cereal these days.
Coffee. Strong. Half & half or cream. I could be worse on this. I might moan when I drink inferior weak ass coffee, but I'll drink it in a pinch.
Oatmeal. Real oats. With raw milk on top.
Stamps. I judge people who pick out tacky, cheesy stamps. Harshly.
Bread. I get it from the bakery around the bakery around the corner.
Shoes. If you look uncomfortable when you walk, 99% of the time, something is wrong. Hideous sneakers are also not the answer, and should be worn only when exercising.
Books. You can imagine.
Tea. None of that fruity nonsense. With honey. Sugar in a pinch. Boiling water is essential. Tea should not come in contact with a microwave.
posted by Jess at 3:14 PM
5 Comments:
Yes, the bakery around the bakery. Haven't you been to that one?
See, my milk dealer gets unpasteurized precisely for the sake of her young children (the oldest is 8). Don't be afraid of the milk propoganda.
my mom got unpasturized milk for me when i was a kid - specifically for me and my health.
tea shouldn't really come in a bag either...a bleached white paper bag with dust in it.
don't forget about the hot dogs.
I just bought a pair of Crocs - the comfy shoe thing. But so ugly they are cute.
Butter is essential. And margarine is from the devil.
I confess to instant oatmeal - I like Quaker Maple and Brown Sugar and ONLY Quaker Maple and Brown Sugar, very soupy and with skim milk.
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